Tag Archives: sex

Troublemaker

Does being fat mean I get sex but no respect? What the fuck. Like, you douchebags are taking sexual harassment to a new level. And this time I’m about THISCLOSE to legitimately reporting you. I have “potential” you say? YOU … Continue reading

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Kiss me

Call me a slut, a tease, a whore, whatever the fuck you want. It was a mistake telling you to come over last night/ I shouldnt have done it. And you couldnt take fucking no for an answer? No I … Continue reading

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The thrill of the chaste: In defense of sexless dating “We’re happy free confused and lonely at the same time It’s miserable and magical oh yeah” An article about sexless dating, I can relate, kind of.  Maybe, Maybe I should … Continue reading

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Everything will be alright if we just keep dancing like we’re 22

Birthday sexxxxxx.  but really though. Friday was mah BIRRRFFFFDAYYYYYY. I don’t feel like i’m 22. also, it started off interesting…. went out to the bars thursday night to celebrate. Got drinks, danced, made out with some guy, all was relatively … Continue reading

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Ohh oh oh oh oh….FUCK DUKE!

I don’t wanna go to sleep,I wanna stay up all nightI wanna just screw aroundI don’t wanna think aboutWhat’s gonna be after this,I wanna just live right now. This week is the week of former hook-ups, apparently. What a week … Continue reading

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One step at a time.

Did I mention I slept with someone….  kind of drunk, but mostly sober…. With a guy I had one night stand in the past before…. making this slightly less worse…. IN THE BATHROOM OF A FRAT HOUSE. shit. there it … Continue reading

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Intimacy vs. Isolation

That awkward moment when you text a bunch of different guys “I’m drunk as fuck, what’s up?” then also text your previous hook-up that you drunkenly called a million times on previous occasions (borderline going on legit crazy here) with … Continue reading

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